Letter from Ridley Scott to Alien fans:
Dear Alien fans,
I would like to extend my humble apologies for Prometheus. I realise now that what you wanted was a proper gory Alien film instead of all the Erich Von Daniken nonsense that you got, so please accept this new film by way of compensation for your wasted time. I have killed off Noomi Rapace and the Engineers and turned Michael Fassbender into a full-on homicidal killbot, and have also reintroduced the xenomorph into the series along with buckets of blood and copious scenes of erupting human viscera. Unfortunately I couldn't think of any way to get Ellen Ripley into the script so I inserted a very similar crop-haired heroine with giant gun and grimy vest instead. I hope this is more to your satisfaction.
Please stop sending me hate mail,
Love,
Ridley
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